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So, I thought I would give this being a mom thing a go. Turns out, being pregnant and giving birth is so way more fun than having a screaming life form to watch after for the next 18 years of my life. I would much rather be travelling the world, penniless, working my way from town to town while washing dishes or whatever odd chores will get me by while just escaping starvation. With my husband of course. I should have waited to have children. Fuck.